Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up?

Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

I stupidly memorize my credit card and use it about thrice weekly for online shopping. The only reason I don't bankrupt myself is that I return about 75% of what I buy.

My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.'

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

I feel like I'm in the right profession.