Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.

It’s not that Etienne dislikes Tybalt. Etienne just dislikes chaos, and Tybalt causes almost as much commotion as I do. Sometimes more, when he really sets his mind to it, although my chaos is a little more destructive, if I do say so myself.

May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?

Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress