I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.