Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.