I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.
I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!