People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".