I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.
XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.