I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.

I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll still be like what, so now he's got me yellin. Man that tree is far away

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.