I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"
I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"