Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.