If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... so when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say Go around I cannot open the wall I dunno if you have a door on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat.

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.