If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.
Mitch HedbergI spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
Mitch HedbergI don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.
Mitch Hedberg