Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.
A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I'd get all mad. "Come on, man, there has to be more to that story."