If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.
I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.
Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.