We don't have to fix anything.

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.