If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them more shiny and noticeable. It's like cold-sore-highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals cold sores.