I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!

A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah."

I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.

That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if you just listen to the crowd it sounds like they're having fun. So I don't want to focus on the one guy who's not having fun. And by closing my eyes and just listening, I can't hear that he's not laughing but I can see that he's not laughing.

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.