I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds. "Yeah, but you can store this thing." You can store a bed, too - in the bedroom.

I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"