I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!