I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.