Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it's gonna take a while. I don't have time. Scrambled!

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.