I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.

Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.

Earlier I`ve done hatever I could get my hands on to do for a living. I tried a couple of different things, but kitchen work was the best for me, because I took to a nomadic lifestyle before I started doing comedy. If you travel and get to a town and need a job, restaurants are always there.

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.