I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.
Mitch HedbergI like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Mitch HedbergI was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
Mitch Hedberg