I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.