I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is over in that other guy's house.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.