I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. Itโs a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And Iโll be damned if Iโm not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort.
Mitch HedbergI got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
Mitch HedbergI like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?" "Yeah, I did, and you know what - that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!"
Mitch HedbergIโd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. Itโd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to itโs exact purpose!
Mitch Hedberg