Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

Come on 'long prosperous life!'

Then let's print up some flyers!