Come on 'long prosperous life!'

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."