I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

When you start out in comedy, or probably in a lot of things, you want it to happen fast. You don't want to see yourself having to do this for seven years before you start to get some feedback.

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.