If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.
I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.