Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
Mitchโ, but then reattach it and call it โMitch-all-together.
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.