Iโd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. Itโd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to itโs exact purpose!
Mitch HedbergI got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.
Mitch HedbergI got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
Mitch Hedberg