Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.