Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the last four numbers. Aha! I'm really good at guessing twelve numbers. I can't guess 16 numbers, so thanks for the assistance!
Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!