It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
Mitch HedbergI didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.
Mitch HedbergThe only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."
Mitch Hedberg