Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.