I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.