I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.