It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.
Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home. "I hope Joe's home, knock on wood!"
I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.
I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and he says, "What?" Really, it's just some insignificant stuff I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, "That tree is far away!"