Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.