Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.