Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."

If you can read this you can read me.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.