I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'