Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.