I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.