College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.
I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'