I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.