If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.