I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.