Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.