Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.