Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.