Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.