Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.