I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.