How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.