I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.