Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'