Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.