Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?