TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'