In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
I don't see the point of watching men exercise.
It's a human instinct to be known.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?