Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.