If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

It's a human instinct to be known.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.