Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?