The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.