I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Being a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic.

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.